New blog and rant.

Helloooo. New blog. Wonderful. I figured, I need somewhere to write shit and this seemed appropriate because I'm fed up of starting new blogs on my other account. Imma just write what I'm feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelin'. Nothing cheesy and super silly though cos tbh, them kind of blogs make me wanna vom. If you just so happen to be a stranger passing by (CREEPIN') then you will see as you read that you can't understand some of the things I say. That is because, the way I type, is how I talk to my friends and in my head. :D Comprende? Good.

Oh mah lawd. Today (well yesterday) was another fudging super learning day. Which is where we all kind of have two teachers for the entire day and do some shit that makes no sense. I had my two fave teachers in the entire world. :D Russell Wood MMMMMMMMM and Mr Morris. I have Russ for Science and I am the annoying one in the class. You know when you're in a lesson and theres that one person who just does nothing and messes about. Yeah.. thats me in Science. In no other lesson am I that bad. Its cos Russell is such an awful teacher and he doesn't so anything to stop people who aren't doing work. Oh.. Ruzl you fool, you. Anyway, today we were doing survival JOYOUS DAYYYY... well all in all, our group is basically going to die if we ever get stranded on a desert island. Every other group won at least one task :') We... no I won a science experiment but that had fuck all to do with surviving on a desert island. Apart from finding out that if you have a boat in cold water, it can take more weight than hot water. The different tasks were: making a telescope, using a code to contact someone on another island (morse code get the fuck out my house), making a slow cooking stove, building a shelter out of branches and cardboard and building a bridge. NO WE DON'T DO THAT!!!

Right so, at school, they're doing a school performance for Y7s, Y8s and Y9s for like the first time since I've been at comp. (I'm Y9) and it's Bugsy Malone. Now, I'm the auditions are on Monday and Wednesday and I'm going to audition. And apparently, you just have to go up and sing a song and they'll pick a part for you. I'm an alto singer and because like all the people in Bugsy Malone are like 2 years old, they all sing really high so I don't think I'll get the part I want, which is Blousey. I reckon this girl called Charlotte in Y8 will get her. And BM is like a musical with nearly all boys as main roles and tbh, I can't think of more than one boy who can sing and act in my year... not even one tbh. Not well anyway. Omg and the school band are doing the music.... this couldn't get worse. The school band are AWFUL.

ANYWAY right so my audition, I've decided to be prepared. Cos I've realised that whenever I go to audition for something, I am not prepared in the slightest. So I've made a list of song possibilites to sing.

Maybe This Time - Cabaret
This Is Me - Demi Lovato
Catch Me - Demi Lovato
Always Attract - YouMeAtSix
On My Own - Les Miserables

Now, I picked so many cos I dunno what kind of song they're expecting us to sing. Like if I go up there and sing always attract, which is modern, and then they won't pick me because they don't think I can do a musical song cos like BM is set in the '20s. Jeeeez. I'm going to practice them tomorrow at school. On My Own is a last resort though cos I dunno all the words. :) And I'm scared cos Maybe This Time has a massive belting part. D: I daren't go out of my comfort zone cos if I mess up, then I'm fucked.
It's alright though cos I think Mrs. Bowater and Mr. Jones are doing the auditions and they both like me :D But if it was Mrs. Horry, I'd shit my pants cos she's really strict. And if it was Mrs. Harden then I'd not even be scared at all. Haa.
You need to do a New York accent aswell........................ I can do one, but I sound like a man not a woman. Hopefully, I'll get Blousey then I just have to be American like CA. So stressful.

Anyhoozle. I'm obsessed with That '70s Show and Ashton Kutcher and Danny Masterson and Mila Kunis. BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. Michael Kelso is a magical person. :3

Right Imma go to bed now. This week's gonna be reyt boring, all my friends have gone to Granada. D: I wish I was going. xoxoxoxo<3<3:)

I'll try to post tomorrow. ;)