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Today was hilarious. I proper nearly wee'd about 3189471740987 different times today.
I went to Flaming Dragon with Anna, Daisy, Jade and Hannah and it was funny. SO FUNNY the photos are pretty self explanitory though :D


I cba to post much so I'll just explain a bit.

These bitches called Anna a lesbian and threw food at her.

-POOOOOOOPz

Trallalaaaaaa

It's all kind of boring without half of my year. Well today was.

Rowan wasn't in for some reason, Shona's in Kenya, Jennifer, Alex and a shit load more people are in Granada. It's wearing thin (love you chezza) :D

Do you know something? Amy's amazing. She can be annoying at times, like everyone, but she understands me. She's not as similar to me as Rowan but she gets who I am and doesn't judge me like my other friends. Don't get me wrong I love Shona and Jennifer and Ellie but they just don't understand the choices I make and they think I'm stupid for them. Amy just lets me get on with it or helps me get on with it. She doesn't ask nosey questions but tbh, I'd be happy to tell her about it.

Because, I have this friend called Francesca right and she's in like a seriously bad place right now and she's upset all the time and Amy's her friend and she's the same with her. She does find shit out but she doesn't judge.

It's kind of hard to explain. But I know what I mean. You get the jist (is it gist? how the fuck do you spell this shit?!)

Oh yeah and I've realised that I swar a bit too much. IT'S GREAAAAT. Me and Rowan repping it up walking round effing and a jeffing.

Which reminds me. NICHOLAS IS LEAVING (Real name is Alan he's my ICT teacher but I call him Nicholas cos he looks like a Nicholas. Not like a Nick but a Nicholas. He calls me Gertrude... dirty spanner) and I'm proper gutted. He's reyt good. From the beginning of this year I've loved him and everyone has mocked me and now everyone suddenly loves him too. Well they can fuck right off. I obv don't LOVE him. But he's just really awesome. Proper laid back and funny. I tend to like teachers who take the piss out of me cos it feels like I'm with Rowan or Ellie or something and Nicholas takes the piss out of me all the time :D

There's only a week left of Y9. It's honestly gone really fast and I know everyone says that but seriously it feels like a couple of months ago since the beginning of Y9. I forgot the whole shenanigans of the last day like you have to go to assembly first thing and instead of lunch you go to tutor. It's all very confusing. I feel sorry for the Y7s cos Y8 is the shittest year ever. Its meant to be all laid back and tbh, that's great but its soooooo fucking boring! It's like nothing has a purpose. Although, the beginning of this year was laid back the end got kind of stressful because we'd just all been thinking "Fuck it!" so when our teacher suddenly sprung GCSEs and Mocks on us we were like WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!!!?!?!"?1one

I'm gonna stop being such a slacker next year though. Which is why I REALLY REALLY REALLY don't want Mr Wood for Science next year cos I know I'll not do any work. Or Mr Russell (PAUL :D) cos I had him in Y8 and I did absolutely fuck all. I'm not even joking. Me, Ellie and Alex literally just messed about in every lesson. So I have no clue about light, the periodic table and all that shit they expect you to learn in Y7. Oops. ;)

Well for my options I have:

Option 1 - History
Option 2 - Psychology (LOL I KNOW)
Option 3 - Drama
Technology Option - Home Economics (Food Tech)

I felt so professional typing that out. Imma do it again. :D

I already know some of my teachers.

Maths - Miss Hughes (I've had her Y7, 8, 9 and now 10 and I had her on the Y6 induction day)
Engrish - Dunno
Chemistry - Dunno
Physics - Dunno
Biology - Dunno
Food - Mrs Sharrocks
Drama - Mrs Harden
History - Miss Ford
RE - I'm guessing Miss Melvin but I dunno
Psychology - Miss Baker or Miss Choudrey
PSE - Dunno

And I think that's it. COS ICT ISN'T FUCKING COMPULSORY ANYMORE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
I'm so happy.

So next year I don't have to do (oh yeah I'm doing this again)

ICT
Spanish
French
Art
Music
Geography

(what I haven't done since Y8 or 7/have never done)

Textiles
Resistant Materials
Graphics
Engineering
CADCAM
Systems and Control
Foundation Studies
German
Urdu
Performing Arts
Media
SEAL


MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anyway going to the Flaming Dragon tomorrow with Daisy (ma grande soeur), Hannah, Jade and Anna. It's a chinese buffet and I'm thinking I'm gonna buy a drink from B&M before we go for reyt cheap. Cos I loves fizzy pop. ;)

Right love you long time xoxoxo

Mmmm.

Currently looking at a certain persons facebook who's name is spelt horribly wrong and stupid and I'm getting slightly angry at the Maddie-fiedness. :) Oh.. he will never learn. Me and Hannah had quite an in depth convo about this. ;) Oh Hannah, you beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeast. I can sense history repeating itself with him. and the whole 'late night texting' and flirting but this time not with Maddie.

Shit is kicking off on BB.... pahahahahahahahaha. that is such a massive lie.

i love awkwardness. i've been really pissed off today. omg at the bus stop today... don't even get me fucking started. i was mad all the way home i proper thought i was going to stab somebody.
On the plus side, PE was fun. Walking from school down moorgate to broom to herringthorpe to spinneyfield to school. wondercrumb. just with Rowan my dirty whore chillin' :3 and Leah. It was quite fun actually. Every day is fun with Rowan. shes a spazmo.

Can I just say.. I fucking love Michael Kelso. He may be a fictional character from That '70s Show and stuff but he's such a spaz. He just is amazingly funny. But then again Ashton Kutcher's acting skillz are proper siiiiik. so you know. you can't doubt him.


lol daisy was just like "if you're not busy...." and i just went "i'm busy!" and she looks pretty mad naah. now she's bringing my obsessions into this arguement. this is fabulous. shes like who are you talking to alex ashton
now shes paro that im writing shit about her
FUCKING RACIST
she just said this black man from Grey's Anatomy was a beautiful chocolatey colour and he was the nicest shade of brown.

SHE JUST THREW A FUCKING TOWEL AT ME AND SHE'S GOING FOR A WEE
DUTTY BITCH.

im really mad at her now for no reason. shes just made me mad. in want her to absolutely fuck off. and im spelling everything wrong and im proper angry. okay i need to slap her kbye.

New blog and rant.

Helloooo. New blog. Wonderful. I figured, I need somewhere to write shit and this seemed appropriate because I'm fed up of starting new blogs on my other account. Imma just write what I'm feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelin'. Nothing cheesy and super silly though cos tbh, them kind of blogs make me wanna vom. If you just so happen to be a stranger passing by (CREEPIN') then you will see as you read that you can't understand some of the things I say. That is because, the way I type, is how I talk to my friends and in my head. :D Comprende? Good.

Oh mah lawd. Today (well yesterday) was another fudging super learning day. Which is where we all kind of have two teachers for the entire day and do some shit that makes no sense. I had my two fave teachers in the entire world. :D Russell Wood MMMMMMMMM and Mr Morris. I have Russ for Science and I am the annoying one in the class. You know when you're in a lesson and theres that one person who just does nothing and messes about. Yeah.. thats me in Science. In no other lesson am I that bad. Its cos Russell is such an awful teacher and he doesn't so anything to stop people who aren't doing work. Oh.. Ruzl you fool, you. Anyway, today we were doing survival JOYOUS DAYYYY... well all in all, our group is basically going to die if we ever get stranded on a desert island. Every other group won at least one task :') We... no I won a science experiment but that had fuck all to do with surviving on a desert island. Apart from finding out that if you have a boat in cold water, it can take more weight than hot water. The different tasks were: making a telescope, using a code to contact someone on another island (morse code get the fuck out my house), making a slow cooking stove, building a shelter out of branches and cardboard and building a bridge. NO WE DON'T DO THAT!!!

Right so, at school, they're doing a school performance for Y7s, Y8s and Y9s for like the first time since I've been at comp. (I'm Y9) and it's Bugsy Malone. Now, I'm the auditions are on Monday and Wednesday and I'm going to audition. And apparently, you just have to go up and sing a song and they'll pick a part for you. I'm an alto singer and because like all the people in Bugsy Malone are like 2 years old, they all sing really high so I don't think I'll get the part I want, which is Blousey. I reckon this girl called Charlotte in Y8 will get her. And BM is like a musical with nearly all boys as main roles and tbh, I can't think of more than one boy who can sing and act in my year... not even one tbh. Not well anyway. Omg and the school band are doing the music.... this couldn't get worse. The school band are AWFUL.

ANYWAY right so my audition, I've decided to be prepared. Cos I've realised that whenever I go to audition for something, I am not prepared in the slightest. So I've made a list of song possibilites to sing.

Maybe This Time - Cabaret
This Is Me - Demi Lovato
Catch Me - Demi Lovato
Always Attract - YouMeAtSix
On My Own - Les Miserables

Now, I picked so many cos I dunno what kind of song they're expecting us to sing. Like if I go up there and sing always attract, which is modern, and then they won't pick me because they don't think I can do a musical song cos like BM is set in the '20s. Jeeeez. I'm going to practice them tomorrow at school. On My Own is a last resort though cos I dunno all the words. :) And I'm scared cos Maybe This Time has a massive belting part. D: I daren't go out of my comfort zone cos if I mess up, then I'm fucked.
It's alright though cos I think Mrs. Bowater and Mr. Jones are doing the auditions and they both like me :D But if it was Mrs. Horry, I'd shit my pants cos she's really strict. And if it was Mrs. Harden then I'd not even be scared at all. Haa.
You need to do a New York accent aswell........................ I can do one, but I sound like a man not a woman. Hopefully, I'll get Blousey then I just have to be American like CA. So stressful.

Anyhoozle. I'm obsessed with That '70s Show and Ashton Kutcher and Danny Masterson and Mila Kunis. BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. Michael Kelso is a magical person. :3

Right Imma go to bed now. This week's gonna be reyt boring, all my friends have gone to Granada. D: I wish I was going. xoxoxoxo<3<3:)

I'll try to post tomorrow. ;)